When we on simple rations sup
How easy is the washing up!
But heavy feeding complicates
The task by soiling many plates.
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And though I grant that I have prayed
that we might find a serving-maid,
I'd scullion all my days, I think,
To see her smile across the sink!
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I wash, she wipes. In water hot
I souse each dish and pan and pot;
While Taffy mutters, purrs, and begs,
And rubs himself against my legs.
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The man who never in his life
Has washed the dishes with his wife
Or polished up the silver plate-
He still is largely celibate.
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One warning: there is certain ware
That must be handled with all care:
The Lord Himself will give you up
If you should drop a willow cup!
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Christopher Morley
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On another note today is
FLAG DAY
let us honor our Verterans by flying the Flag!
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