DIET

Pa went to see the Doctor today
Complaining about being a tad over weight
The Doctor listen very quietly
then asked some questions.

Suddenly it was very quiet
Pa sat there wondering
as the minutes slipped by
Pa began to think that there
was something terribly wrong!

Doc took a big sigh and said
You must eat more greens!

Is that all, Doc?

I'll do that!

On the way home Ma asked Pa stopped
by the local ice cream parlor
Ma looked at Pa saying what the Doc tell ya?
Oh, nothing much just said I needed to eat more greens.

The waiter asked for their order Pa reply:
1 Chocolate single cone
1 Green single cone
Please!

Happy 4th of July
Folks!